Archive for April, 2011

Well, looks like it’s time for my first comedy article! Time for stupid puns! So, here are some V(tunnel)-Day cards hopefully you or your kids won’t be bringing home from school. Instead, let’s hope you/they bring home a Mew they found under a truck or something equally exciting or useful. So enjoy, reader (Who has a 50% chance of having boobs). Sit back, relax, put your Pokeballs back on your waist and stop cock fighting, dammit! It’s time to read about what (NOT) to say if you want to be more successful with catching the ladies/dudes. If your love interest(s)/stalking victim(s) happen to like Pokemon, then these should (NOT) be super effective. ‘Cause you know you want to catch ’em all.


That’s riiiiiight!!! It’s me! So, in an attempt to make me feel better (‘Cause it’s not like I was gonna try to make you feel better), I decided to post this nifty little picture:

So THIS is the story the fossils tell, huh?

So THIS is the story the fossils tell, huh? Jurassic Park would only be more awesome with this stuff going on.

Coming Soon…

Posted: April 8, 2011 in Misc.

Coming up soon to the Big Wonderful Blog of Awesome (eventually…like, in the next month, or something):

1. Herm Comics Issue #1: Sleepy/Hermy tries on a kimono! And describes his scrotum!

2. A mini-gallery of humorous pictures, including Hippies, dinosaurs, ninjas, and science! (Yay, science!)

3. Rejected Pokemon Valentines Cards w/pickup lines! ‘Cause they’ll totally mess with your childhood memories! And not help you with dates at all!

4. “Lighter Side of Hell” Column: Reasons to be happy and enjoy life (especially if you’re an atheist, ex-JW, or both).

5. Also in the “Lighter Side of Hell” Column: How to be a good apostate.

6. A small collection of The sleepy herm’s written lyrics. Have you noticed I Sleepy speaks in the third person when he does lists?

7. Also, introducing: the “Hippie Atheist Chronicles” column! HAHA! I said “Chronic!” But, yeah, an article’s comin’ up to talk about some of the funniest drug references in pop culture.

Again, Hello World…

Posted: April 5, 2011 in Misc.

My apologies, this blog has been quite inactive. That should change soon though. In the next few weeks, I plan to do more posts. Hopefully they won’t be this boring.