Posts Tagged ‘valentines’

Well, looks like it’s time for my first comedy article! Time for stupid puns! So, here are some V(tunnel)-Day cards hopefully you or your kids won’t be bringing home from school. Instead, let’s hope you/they bring home a Mew they found under a truck or something equally exciting or useful. So enjoy, reader (Who has a 50% chance of having boobs). Sit back, relax, put your Pokeballs back on your waist and stop cock fighting, dammit! It’s time to read about what (NOT) to say if you want to be more successful with catching the ladies/dudes. If your love interest(s)/stalking victim(s) happen to like Pokemon, then these should (NOT) be super effective. ‘Cause you know you want to catch ’em all.